I should totally stop having man-crushes.

"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy) 04/20/2016 at 13:30 • Filed to: Just ban me already, What have I done?, I'm cursed beyond cursed., Kinja'd

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I engaged mancrush on Jenson Button. A few months later, he’s split up with Jessica Michibata. I engaged my mancrush on Sean Macdonald, then after some time he’s gone from Gawker. It’s all my fault, and I am sorry.

Now I’m having a problem. On one hand, I can’t go man-crushing on people. On the other hand, if I engage mancrush on Bernie Ecclestone, he’d probably die after a few weeks. What should I do?

Funktheduck > Wheelerguy 04/20/2016 at 13:33

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Immediately engage in the biggest crush/lust fest ever on Bernie

CB > Wheelerguy 04/20/2016 at 13:35

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It’s like the infamous CB Sports Curse that appears to exist. I walk into the room when a Sens game is on, we lose. Watched one NFL game this year, Carolina lost. Watched the Superbowl, Carolina lost. Walked in on the last few seconds of that March Madness final, Carolina lost. My roommate, a big Carolina fan, hates me.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Wheelerguy 04/20/2016 at 13:39

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Keep the Sean man-crush. I am. Gone from Gawker doesn’t mean he won’t write again.

Chasaboo > Wheelerguy 04/20/2016 at 13:41

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Jenson Button is the used car salesman of F1 drivers. His championship was gifted to him. And his whine fests before and after every race, beyond tiresome.

d15b > Wheelerguy 04/20/2016 at 13:45

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Dude, if you’re having multiple man crushes....well, you come to the conclusion.

Not that it is a bad thing at all!

#introspection #self-realization

Dru > Wheelerguy 04/20/2016 at 13:56

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In your defense, as well as mine, Sean has the best hair/beard/tattoo combo ever.

Wheelerguy > Dru 04/20/2016 at 13:56

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True.dat